Fugazi

1) A fake

- It's all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit.

Yeah, fugayzi, fugazi, it's a wazzy, it's a whoozy, it's *whistles* fairy dust,

it doesn't exist,

it's never landed,

it is no matter,

it's not on the elemental chart
- It doesn't fucking exist.

Subs

1) Subscribers
2) A type of sandwich

Be careful not to confuse the two.

1 MILLION SUBS? WOAH! THAT'S A LOT OF SANDWICHES!!

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!