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To put it bluntly, your butt-crack.
A: Is Johnny a plumber?
B: No, why?
A: His Sooke Cleavage is showing
A variation of the term "slow down", that is guaranteed to fuck with the general population. Means the exact same thing, but is very effective in driving people into a nervous breakdown. Usually paired with "shut up", as; "Shut and slow the fuck up"
Freddy: "Johnny, Slow up!"
Johnny: "You mean, slow down!"
Freddy: "SHUT AND SLOW THE FUCK UP YOU BUTT PLUG"
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God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.
Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.
(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)
A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.
A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.