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Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.
"Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"
"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."
"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"
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Bedford Mass...AKA Deadford. A small town with a small highschool of around 750 where about a third of the kids live on Hanscom AFB.
We're right next to rich douche bag asshole Concord and wannabe ghetto asshole Lexington, and whenever we go somewhere out of state or even twenty minutes away and we say we're from Bedford they always say OH I WENT THERE THE HARBOR IS LOVELY. This is where I punch them in the face and say FUCK YOU THAT'S NEW BEDFORD. At least we have a McDonald's, SUPER stop and shop, Marshalls, TJ Maxx, Whole Foods, and three liquor stores.
We probably have the most drugs in our immediate area, mostly consisting of reefer but we also have shrooms, acid, salvia, X, and probably more...Drinking is common too.
For some reason, the amount of traffic makes getting from one side of town to the other nearly impossible.
We have a good high school full of preppy stoners, smart stoners, jock stoners, dumb stoners, and ghetto stoners. Then there are a few straight edge kids. It's mostly white kids, and the black kids are either from the base or (mostly) from Boston (metco program). However, the black kids usually just intimidate the white kids, walk slow, and the black girls get mad if you get within 3 feet of them. While some may think it, there isn't much bad-assery around except for the middle schoolers who draw dicks all over the barely used skatepark......
Our sports suck most of the time, but when they aren't sucking they actually do pretty well.
To sum it up, Bedford is a rich, white person town with a nice commercial center, and near the mall (thankfully), full of stoners (of all ages, not just the HS), and undiverse. But better than limp dick Concord.
New Bedford will get owned by melted polar ice caps bitch
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A place in Nova Scotia where all the high school rich Arabs live who pretend they’re poor and hood like. Followed along with many teenagers who think they’re the shit, and some really great people. Chicken Burger and Larry Uteck are popular places to hang out in Bedford, and in the summertime all the high school and middle school kids go to Kearney lake to vape and swim.
Did you see all those Arabs in Bedford last night?
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Female Befords are a sexy race of people who are ALWAYS the life of the party. She will often be found in the center of a large group of the opposite sex shaking what her mama gave her. If one of her many admirers should fall ill the female Bedford wastes no time in moving on to greener pastures. If you don't like being shown up DO NOT party with a Bedford, they are just to SEXY!
Look at that sexy Bedford!
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Bedford, Indiana - Bedford is about 70 miles equidistant from Indianapolis and Louisville, and 18 miles south of Bloomington, the home of Indiana University.
Its a red neck, dirty cop community where everyone talks about everyone else yet the entire community has skeletons in their closets.
Adjectives: boring, dirty, trash.
Boring: "This party is lame. It feels like we're back in Bedford."
Dirty: "This place is a mess. it's like a Bedford trailer." or "Those cops are crooked, they must be from Bedford."
Trash: "She (or he) is sooo Bedford white trash."
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An average sized township in cuyahoga county Ohio. Lower middle class suburb about 25 minutes south of Cleveland on I-71/i-480. The population (unknown number) is 85% black, 14.7% white and I keep seeing this group of Asian walkin down my street. I think they just moved in. Known to have a low crime rate although petty crimes r common due to the city's mostly black, if not white trash population, which is mostly high school children and middle aged adults who stay at the house. Trapped between solon and maple the kids r constantly trying to prove they r more ghetto then maple, (were not) and ghetto enough to scare the wealthy white kids of solon (they dont) known as a marijuana hot spot, 99% percent of citizens smoke, (that other 1% make brownies cuz hes got asthma) and if u stand next to 3 ppl and none of them r drug dealers then chances r ur one. Regrettably we r still a suburb of Cleveland which means reggy and a lot of the time, low quality reggy. The key is to find the farm in the metroparks so u can have shitty weed for free at least. The police r lenient with citizens (especially if u get in a lil trouble so they know u personally) and do not penalize known smokers for smoking, or possession. But they're still undercooked low quality fatty Bacon. Lastly Bedford has a very rich musical community, as all citizens under 30 r willing to freestyle with u if ur cool. And even these 16 y.o. wanna-be's r pretty Damn good rappers
Aye man I'm done fuckin wit these Hudson fools its boring. Let's go back to Bedford and blaze up.
Dude. Fuck Cleveland weather. If Bedford wasn't such a tight town id already b in Georgia.
Where u from? Bedford. Where? Ugh. I'm from cleveland.
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Bedford, is the epitome of an eccentric, caring, thoughtful, and wise soul. Hyper involved and hyper passionate, seeking companionship. Strong protector and as loyal as they come, Bedfords will always be there for you no matter the odds. Extraordinarily strong for their height, you wouldn't want to find yourself pitted against him. He tends to copy every one else's styles barring the one that matters, the hairstyle. Bedford's are always down for the physical exchanges life has to offer. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to have a Bedford as your best friend you'll never have to worry about experiencing a cold winter night or a scary movie without snuggles again. The ultimate tactician and a man of infinite resources and sagacity. An outdoors-man to his core, one with his ever-present tomahawk, and excited for any challenge nature presents. Keep your friends close, keep your Bedford's closer.
Group: "I wonder if we could go explor- *Bedford halfway into abandoned building* -e that..."
Group: "Bedford no."
Bedford: "yes"
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