Melvin

A boy who's hiding behind a cloud of weed and nicotine while he makes inaudible plagiarized beats on his computer and looks up ailments he can fake for attention in his dark room. His potential could take him anywhere if he would just be honest with himself and get serious.

BF: My throat hurts.
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!

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