Crouton

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."

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Fuckstick

1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"

1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."

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