Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.

“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”

Spulink

Verb (Spull-ink)

To cry so hard that your floor gets soaked with tears and starts to grow rare and toxic mushrooms out of it.

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to your floor?
Person 2: Oh yeah I dropped my peanut butter toast face down last night and spulinked all over the floor.
Person 3 (through the window): Mmmmm mushrooms ;)