Free Ham Sandwich Day

The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.

Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Gewehr 98

German bolt-action rifle created in 1898 as a successor to the Gewehr 88.
Commonly associated with German infantry during WW1.
Later became the popular Karabiner 98k (Kar98k) rifle.

German Troop: golly gee wilikers, it appears as if my gewehr 98 bolt action rifle has jammed mid-battle and i am unable to fight unless i unjam it *gets shot in the head by some guy with a 1903 Springfield rifle*

Pizza Time

1. The escape sequence from the popular 2023 platformer game Pizza Tower, of which is the first game to sell 1 pizzilion copies.
2. Penis Parker's favorite time, and an iconic movie quote.

DEFINITION 1
player: oh shit oh fuck it's pizza time

DEFINITION 2
Penis Parker: it's pizza time

Green Pilled

To be chill, and to accept the world as it is.
Those who are green pilled are usually very creative, and full of passion.
Be green pilled.

Real chads are green pilled.

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