Frankenshit

A single lump of feces comprised of two or more meals, and each meal segment can be clearly defined within the log (whether by sight or smell).

I went backpacking through Europe and tried so many different foods in one week that I had Frankenshit dumps until I got home.

Vasagna

Having a yeast infection while on your period. Fleshy Layers smothered in a mix of red sauce and ricotta cheese

No sex tonight unless you're hungry for Vasagna

Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

Chicken Noodle Poop

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.

H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...

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Dogarrhea

When a dog experiences messy, messy diarrhea.

"I let my dog out last night and couldn't let him back in until I had sprayed him down with a hose to clean off all of the dogarrhea. I think he might be sick."

Mummy Yummy

A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.

"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."

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Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...

OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...