wtf?

stands for Wild Taliban Federation.
The WTF is a secret organization founded by Mohinder Takabilani in 1999. The U.S only first received news about the WTF after a U.S spy operating within the WTF leaked the information back to the U.S.

George Bush: "Wtf is the WTF?"

U.S Spy:"The WTF is the Wild Taliban Federation, sir. They are a group of the most gangsta Pakiitis you will ever meet. They are currently plotting against you, because you are a piece of shit president."

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DotA

Stands for Defense of the Ancients. It was originally created by my brother, Eul, who quit mapping soon after and left the map for others to steal and take credit for. Those fags. Especially IceFrog, who made the "AllStars" version, currently the most popular version of DotA. The newest version is currently DotA AllStars 6.38b.
This Warcraft III mod has bred a new race of nerds. The DotA nerds, who host the games solely to gleefully kick anyone who has not downloaded the map and wished to download it. They are the ones who spam "omg NOOB" and "I just want one good game of DotA, please" in game. They are the ones that stain the rep of DotA. They are discouraging other DotA hopefuls to play the game with their faggish comments and emo attitudes.

New DotA Player: "Hi, can anyone tell me what this game is like?"
Nerd: "OMG NOOB GET THE FUCK OUT OMFG WHY DID YOU JOIN OMG WASTING MY TIME OMG KICK"
DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "Dude, just let him play. Whats wrong with you?"
Nerd: "OMG WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME I HATE YOU KICK"
2nd DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "What a fag." *leaves*
Nerd: "..." *sobs to himself and locks himself in closet and dies* lolz fag.

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