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CAZI

A. Someone from California who forces other people to do things the way that they do in California. A CAZI will also judge a person by California’s morals (or lack of in most cases).

B. Someone who tries to enact laws that are like the ones in California. Also someone who moved from California to avoid higher prices, taxes or restrictions but still want to do the things that brought them about in California and can not see why it would make most people angry at them.
C. A driver with CA plates who either drives aggressively in city streets or excessively slow in the left lane of a highway because that is what happens in their natural environment.
D. The most common CAZI is the one that introduces themselves as being from California and can’t stop talking about it like some crossfitter or Vegan.

I sold a CAZI my house for $50K over asking price.
The CAZI kept telling me how scary it was that we don’t have laws that ban guns and gas powered lawn mowers.
A CAZI was telling me how great it was that he could actually drive his tesla places instead of living in it on the freeway.

by Playedoutbyhose February 12, 2024


CAZI

A. Someone from California who forces other people to do things the way that they do in California. A CAZI will also judge a person by California’s morals (or lack of in most cases).

B. Someone who tries to enact laws that are like the ones in California. Also someone who moved from California to avoid higher prices, taxes or restrictions but still want to do the things that brought them about in California and can not see why it would make most people angry at them.
C. A driver with CA plates who either drives aggressively in city streets or excessively slow in the left lane of a highway because that is what happens in their natural environment.
D. The most common CAZI is the one that introduces themselves as being from California and can’t stop talking about it like some crossfitter or Vegan.

Rhymes with NAZI.
I sold my house to a CAZI for 50k over asking price.
A CAZI told me that it was scary that we didn’t ban guns and gas powered lawnmowers in this state.

by Playedoutbyhose February 12, 2024