fornicatious

An adjective used to describe
1. a situation in which a lot of fornication occurs.
2. a very sexually active or promiscuous person.

1. I went to this really fornicatious xxx-party! Everyone popped some pills and went at it!
2. That ho Raema is so fornicatious, she must have all kinds of diseases!

off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

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cumjob

1. The act of shooting your load.

2. A stupid, moronic person.

3. A job that involves cumming often, i.e. being a ho or man-whore

1. Thanks for that, Melissa. I really needed a cumjob because my nutsack was full.

2. George W. Bush is a cumjob.

3. Sarah is doing webcam -- talk about a cumjob.

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