fornicatious

An adjective used to describe
1. a situation in which a lot of fornication occurs.
2. a very sexually active or promiscuous person.

1. I went to this really fornicatious xxx-party! Everyone popped some pills and went at it!
2. That ho Raema is so fornicatious, she must have all kinds of diseases!

cumjob

1. The act of shooting your load.

2. A stupid, moronic person.

3. A job that involves cumming often, i.e. being a ho or man-whore

1. Thanks for that, Melissa. I really needed a cumjob because my nutsack was full.

2. George W. Bush is a cumjob.

3. Sarah is doing webcam -- talk about a cumjob.

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off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

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