Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.

Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot

Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep

Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy

Maxophobia

1. A fear of specific people with the name Max
2. A fear of Max Gaynuts himself
3. Max

Therapist: so, anything you wanna sa--
Basically everyone: I have Maxophobia.