Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

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ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

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stone philips

derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.

Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.

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