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cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.

In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.

by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013


chicken-winging

A sexual technique not dissimilar to a handjob where one lover uses the inner elbow to manually masturbate the male sexual organ of a willing partner, moving the arm up and down until completion like a chicken flappin' that sexy bird wang, y'all.

Yeah, I thought Cynthia was boring too until I saw her chicken-winging Frank in the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit last Thanksgiving.

by Pocahontas Jones August 12, 2013

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