Cyclepath

Pronounced "psychopath", a term for cyclists that seem hellbent on running pedestrians into the road.

That cyclist almost hit me, he's a cyclepath!

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Maskhole

Someone who refuses to wear a mask during a global pandemic, endangering the lives of everybody else.

Alt.: a piehole so large that you couldn't mask it.

That bloke in the vegetable aisle isn't wearing a mask, he's a real maskhole.

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Gobbledygoogle

The nonsense results on page 3 of your Google search.

I google-searched a term for my paper and all I got was gobbledygoogle.