The Daedalus Maneuver

A sexual act where the male or female partner positions themselves on the hands and knees, lower their head down and keeps there butt up like doggy style. The other partner pushes their lubricated middle and index finger into the kneeling partners anus while shouting fire as their fingers enter

I could be worse, it could be like getting a The Daedalus Maneuver from a Callused lumber jack