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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018


dill with it

A boastful remark relating to when you are in possession of a pickle or pickle slices, but your colleague is not.

They didn't put pickles on your Chick-Fil-A sandwich? Dill with it, dude, they didn't skip me.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018

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flush factory

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.

He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.

That guy is such a Minute Maid.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018

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tilted tower

An erection caused by Fortnite, typically with skins.

That bunny skin gives him a tilted tower.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018

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