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tilted tower

An erection caused by Fortnite, typically with skins.

That bunny skin gives him a tilted tower.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


dill with it

A boastful remark relating to when you are in possession of a pickle or pickle slices, but your colleague is not.

They didn't put pickles on your Chick-Fil-A sandwich? Dill with it, dude, they didn't skip me.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


flush factory

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.

He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018


bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018


Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.

That guy is such a Minute Maid.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018