Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.

Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.

Galaxhole

Ga-lax-hul, noun: An asshole of galactic proportion.

Those guys who voted to eliminate Pluto as a planet were serious galaxholes!