Gordan Ramsme

A gag joke in which you replace the chefs name Gordan Ramsey to Gordan Ramsme as a sex joke.

"My favorite chef is Gordan Ramsme."
"You mean Gordan Ramsey?"
"Nope, Gordan Rams-me. He never fails to give me that vannilla drizzle with that nut in all the right places. Oh, Ramsme is so good at doin' it right! Yum yum!"

Rizzabrosis

A strange condition where you have an infinite body count and w rizz

Bro, how'd you get so many girls, rizzabrosis?

Will Slap

When you bitch slap somebody for making fun of your wife. Originated by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock during the oscars.

"Wow, your wife is bald as an army member. Can't wait for G.I. Jane 2! Oh, uh oh, somebody's about to Will Slap me!...

Well, I just got the shit beat out of me."

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Freeshavocado

What you say at Del Taco when they have "Fresh Avocado!"

Pubesant kid: "Get to DEL TACO, they got a new thing called, fresha—FREESHAVOCADO!

Microgreens

When somebody's pubes don't grow long

(In locker room)

Wow Jason, you have some microgreens

Man fuck you!

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You are BORED

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