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A country americans know NOTHING about and base all their perceptions on stereotypes that have never been true, and when brits to try to tell those fat yank cunts otherwise they just fucking contradict you. They all think we live in castles, and wear tweed and bowler hats, have bad teeth and say idiot shit like "tally ho" and whatever the fuck. THIS IS BULLSHIT STEREOTYPING AND WE CAN DO IT TO YOU YANKS YOU FAT, COWBOW HAT WEARING, AROGANT, OVERLY RELIGIOUS LAZY "YEEHAA" SHOUTING DICKHEADS!
Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
American tourist at buckingham palace no fucking suprises there: HEY HOW BOUT WE GO AND SEE THE REST OF THE CITY OF ENGLANDLAND?
Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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The national anthem of the United Kingdom. I for one hate the song, it doesent inspire me with patriotism, it has nothing to do with British culture and it has neo-facism writen all over it. They should change the national anthem to "three lions", after all football is much more popular in Britain than the queen.
God save the queen, here facist regime
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A county that is officialy in east anglia NOT the south east. (now i live in essex so its ok for me to rant about it) Essex is stereotyped as a cultural wasteland, and unfortunately in many cases this is true. You can divide essex into two, the north and the south, both sides are totaly different but have equally annoying people. The south is very urbanised and full of loud, agressive, fake cockneys who wear tacky gold chains and predend to be some big east end crime lord.
The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.
So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
Southern essexer: Oi mate, wot u lookin at? dont u know im a gangter from east landon?
northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
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