Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

Cracklisting

A stupid thing being sold online like a bucket with holes in it or a corndog

I have been seeing a lot of cracklisting's on the Facebook marketplace lately

taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunpahornoukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

A mispelling of taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu but I cant blame you for spelling it wrong

person 1:have you visited taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunpahornoukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu?

Person 2: its spelled: taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Person 1: NERD

Landlord

Another word for Leach

DAMN LANDLORD TAKING MY HARD EARNED MONEY WHILE HE TAKES A VACATION TO MEXICO!