Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

doc the dick

A gay guy

That guy is a doc the dick

2👍 1👎

Pokemon go

A game were you basically pay to get hacked

You just got pokemon goed bro

Soggy Balls

When your balls are so low, they touch the toilet water when you shit.

SOGGY BALLS??? NOT AGAIN

7👍 9👎

Dunkin ass

When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water

Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS

Kid: NOT AGAIN

Dunkin ass

When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water

Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS

Kid: NOT AGAIN