Inferiority stick

The penis, by far the ugliest part of the human body. Its ugliness is a stark reminder that girls are superior to boys, especially when compared to the Lovely (capital L) sight of cameltoe.

Amanda: You seriously would die to stop another man from raping me, even if you knew my life wasn't at risk? That's so sweet!

Henry: Of course, because you're my friend. And while I didn't choose to be born with an inferiority stick, I did choose to be a good friend to my female friends!

Forbidden Dish

A fictional restaurant where men volunteer to be shrunk down to 2.54 cm (1 inch) tall, so that women can swallow them whole. Known from a series of stories on the Internet, and sometimes alternatively called "that vore restaurant".

Dude, I wish the Forbidden Dish were real! Hailey is hot, and has a sexy belly. I'd love to be eaten by her.

Nigger window

Window secretly left unlocked, so that you can get back into your home or workplace if you forget the keys.

Don't forget to leave the Nigger window unlocked! Do you remember last time when we ended up using a pry bar?

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