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East Colorado

East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.

Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado

by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022


Horsepower

Horsepower is the speed at strength at which you travel, can be used in car terms but if someone has a lot of horsepower then GOD DAMN get the fuck out of their way because they will trample you like a cowboy in the middle of a stampede

Dude how did you win that race by so far?
HORSEPOWER

by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022