laotian

A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.

-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill

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pianist

1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants

1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...

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