“Griff a beer”

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.

P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”

Apodyopsising

mentally undressing anyone

James was apodyopsising Suzy.

booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.

booty salad

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.

PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.