Love ducks

Ducks on lsd

Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks

Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*

Loopy Goopster

A type of player in the MMO ToonTown. Usually a cat, very rejective and friendly by nature. Most of the time does Youtube videos and Twitch Streams.

Player: Spots a Loopy Goopster
Player (out of the blue and does not need help with): Could you plz help me with a back nine?
Loopy Goopster: No, I checked the Loopy Goopster dictionary and TP and Plz are not words
Player: Ok...

EEEIIIZ

A young North American kid who mysteriously wanders the woods like bigfoot

Guy: *Spots an EEEIIIZ*
Guy: Hey Jane look at this
Guys wife: OMG! An EEEIIIZ
EEEIIIZ: *disappears*

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

CrackBerry

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

Magihead

Somebody who goes to Great Wolf Lodge just to play Magiquest.

Magihead: I JUST NEED 2 MORE RUNES BEFORE I CAN DO THE FINAL BOSS
You: F*** off, Magihead