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A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG
Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...
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a golie who is old,fat,and out of his prime and can't even compare to lunqvist. Brodeur is a pre-pubesent little girl who looks stoned 24/7 and people shouldn't like him.
Guy: wow Martin Broduer is so good i shit my pants.
Cool kid: Your a douchetruck
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When you want to call somebody a name and douchebag will not suffice. It's a bigger diss
Kid: Hey i fucked yout mom last night
Other kid: yeah well you prob. got herpes you douche truck
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When two people have tubes in there asses and shit in the same tube at the same time.
Guy: Hey baby you wanna get kinky? Go grab the tubing from the garage.
Girl: What for?
Guy: a michigan transfer.
Girl: What's that.
Guy: It's where we both shit in a tube.
Girl: ok!!! I'll be right back.
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