Stray Spray

A seemingly random phenomenon where urine does not go where a male is aiming for it to go. Can occur when skin surrounding the urethra sticks together causing a side stream alongside the main stream of pee. It usually clears itself after a couple of seconds into the urination process, but can cause quite a mess before it does.

My wife'll kill me if I don't clean up all that stray spray I left all over the toilet seat.

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