Vagina Monster

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.

-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."

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