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Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards
Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.
When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground
Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.
An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
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A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of
Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.
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What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.
Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.