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the small hole where u place you're finger in a thimbal. created one drunken night when we were trying to work out what that hole must be called.
to protect my finger when sewing i placed it into a goupie hole.
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Glittery or shiny. Non-glittery things can also be spangly if they are exciting.
"I bought a really spangly top the other day!"
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"Xmas is such a spangly time of year."
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the greatest band ever, great music. just class.
sease to resist, given my good bye, drive my car into the ocean, u think im there but i sail away, on a wave of mutilation. sweet
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spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty
james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty
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Townies are in one word; scum.
They rarely have names exceeding one syllable, as this would place far too much pressure on their prehistoric-like brains. Names such as 'Dean' and âDwaineâ are popular with the male of the species whereas female townies can occasionally handle more complex names such as 'Crystal', âCandiceâ, or even âBacardiâ. They have great difficulty in pronouncing the letters; d, h and t, amongst many others. Townie's speech impediments often rub off on each other in each other's presence, to the point of unintelligible human language. It seems that they merely communicate through a system of "yi", "alrighâ!" and "nah!â and a few other monosyllabic grunts.
Townies are best recognised by their wonderful sense of fashion. âNikeâ, âReebokâ and âAdidasâ are amid the many sports brands which townies choose to wear while out âbowlinâ itâ, a way of âwalkingâ which many have adopted, however leaves them looking only slightly impaired. Other necessary items of clothing include âNicklesonâ shirts worn by both female and male townies, and some form of Burberry. Sports trousers are âjacked upâ and covered with pulled up sports socks advertising one of the sports brands above. Caps are also worn by male townies at various stupid angles off the head to publicise the wearers position in the hierarchy of the âcrewâ.
Townies hate anyone who is not a townie, and so start fights with the common phrases, âAre you startinâ?â
â Are you startinâ on my mateâ?â
âIf yuâve got summin ta say, ya can say it ta mi faceâ
However townies rarely fight with someone that they know they cannot win against, for example 6 fifteen year old townies against 2 twelve year olds. Yet they still start fights with large groups of people as their brains are often unable to process the 6 to 1 ratio, and their inevitable defeat.
For example; While innocently standing opposite the bus stop in town on a Saturday with about 10 friends(not townies in the slightest), two of the most ugly townie girls I have ever seen, with peroxide blonde hair and 2inch roots, yelled some sort of abuse across the road. Some body answered back with something amusing and of course they took this as us âstartinââ so made their way over to âfinish itâ.
Did they really think that they were going to come out on top against 10 of us with their senseless crap which they think makes them sound clever. Iâm sure they have much ambition in life, such as working their way up to 5stars on their McDonalds name tag, however, their foolish âfightsâ seem to be getting them nowhere, yet much they think it will boost their reputation as being âhardâ.
We must pity the sad, sad lives of such unintelligent, hopeless people, and be grateful that we are nothing like them.
Grunger; "the corner's over there"
Townie; "are you calling me a whore!?"
Grunger; "no, im telling you, the corner is over there"
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a fart! originated by polly continued and spread by her m8s!! mostly used by polly robo viki flo izzy and ric!
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A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women
'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'
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