republican

1. a proud upright individual who indulges in gratutious fossil fuel burning, hunting, tractor driving, tax cuts for the wealthy, doing away with social welfare, and loving God and guns.

2. also a sworn enemy of liberals and people who care about trivial things like world peace, the environment, and education.

Dickey is a model republican. He smacked a PETA activist yesterday because he eats hamburgers, enjoys hunting, and thinks that protesters should get a job and pay their taxes instead of using welfare to drain the government.

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