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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 13, 2022


Todoroki

Anyone has probably accidentally said Tokodori instead of Todoroki to this kick pain in the aspercreme- icyHot bastard who is simp worthy and likes cold soba because his Mom poured boiling water from a teapot on him and his Dad is a piece of shit.

Other names:
ShotOWO TodOWOki
Daddy issues
Half-n-half bastard
Tea-soaked candycane reject

IcyThot
TodoBabe
Icy-n-spicy
To-Do roki
Okie dokie todoroki
mY BaE
Colgate toothpaste
Scarface
Katy Perry (YoU’rE HoT tHeN yOu’Re CoLd YoU’rE yEs ThEn YoU’rE nO)
Candycane
Freezer burn
Glaamarrokiiiee ??
Ice boy
Ice ice baby (do do do do doodoo do do)
Soba.
Canadian flag
Candycane reject
Your local walking freezer that gives freezer burn to hot pockets
Hotshot
5 Weenies
ProvisionalLicenseRejectWhoRealisedHeHasToUseTeamWorkToBeAHero

Weeb #1: "Oi, it's Thursday you know what that means, right?"

Weeb #2: "ITS ICY-THOT ON THURSDAYSSS!!"

Person #3: *mutters* "fuckin' psychopaths"

Weeb #1: " YOU DARE INSULT MY BAE?? TODOROKI-KUN HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HE DESERVES A GOOD BOY LIKE DEKU TO FUCK, MKAY?!?!??"

Weeb #2: "stop."

Weeb #1: "NO. But i'm just kidding because Deku already has AllMight as his seme so its ok he can have Baku-hoe"

Weeb #2: *click* *BANG!*

Person #3: "aww, now hes dead. that was mean.:("

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 9, 2022

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frisco

The better version of San Francisco or Jesus Frisco. Has an entirety of 3000 people in a radius of two miles, and is 9,097 feet closer to the stars. Has way too many fucking texans who are bad at driving and the only Walmart in the whole county. surrounded by mountains, full of people who look homeless, and where the rent is $2,000 for a one bed, one bath apartment :') Often called 'scummit county' by locals and 2nd homeowners trying to be cool, and is not uncommon for you to get chased by a moose on main street. Also within 5 miles of the home of 'Red Gerard', the famous snowboarder to win gold in the olympics at a young age.

Person #1: "Heyy, where you from?"

Person #2: "Uhh... Colorado, near Breckenridge and Copper" (bc no one known Frisco exists)

Person #1: "Yo, no shit? I'm from TX, I go there to ski every winter and its pretty cool"

Person #2: "Fuck. The fuck. off."

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 9, 2022