tablescraps

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.

"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"

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