You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce
A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though
Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please