black mamba

While your friend..or foe sleeps pintch off a duke into their shoe. If you don't see the Black Mamba in your shoe your in shit.

Jimmy wouldn't let me read his book so i put a Black Mamba in his shoe

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flying squirrel

When mooning from a car tuck your junk so that your squirrel is flapping in the wind

David was injured when his flying squirrel took flight

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