veilentine

When a woman is pretending not to be counting down the minutes till her valentine flowers and gifts are delivered. The woman assumes a blank, nonchalant look almost like she has worn a veil to cover her real feelings.

Nekesa: OMG whats up with Phyllis today she looks lost.
Wambui: Nah thats just her veilentine face, I hear she aint gotten her valentine roses (giggles)

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit