dazai pegger disorder

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.

“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”

“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”