Wooft

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection

Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"