nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

For Free On The Cheap

It means you bought or traded something and unintentionally received more product(s) than what you paid or traded for. That additional product(s) was therefore “Free” however there was a transaction of money, goods, or services required to receive the free item therefore it was “on the cheap.”

Yo man I bought a 6 pack a socks and there was 7 pairs in there, got that 7th one “for free on the cheap.”

Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.