year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

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korak

A man with a massive schlong. He is one of the kindest and most understand souls you’ll ever meet. A real genuine human being. You’ll be lucky to ever date a Korak. A man with a master plan.

Girl: “damn, look at that korak”
Other girl: “what a dime”

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