To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
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An abbreviation of poop facetime
The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.
Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.