Felix

Cool guy with a huge penis, people often compare with Burj Khalifa sizewise. He's standing at an amazing 6'9, and may look tiny in comparison to his ginormous penis. But size ist everything. He can stand and piss around 30m, without forcing out the piss, that's just his normal piss range. Felix is overall the best person in the world, and will be the benefactor of communicating with aliens in the future.

OMG is that Felix?
I heard he once extinguished a housefire by pissing with that ginormous penis of his :O