Turtle

CUTE ANIMAL (and might bite ur fingers off)

Me: IM A TURTLE
Friend: NO UR NOT

Jovanca

She is a good friend can be mean and protective, but enjoy her while you can. she is a good lover and friend, and will help you in any situation.

Friend: I have a GREAT friend!
ME: well whats her name?
Friend: Jovanca!

Me: ooh! can she be my friend too!?

oof

You die inside and your body explodes

(you can also confuse oof for off sometimes)

Me: im ded inside

Friend: you're oofed
Me: YEP