Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

Tweethole

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.