Manuela

There is simply no way to put Manuela in words. She transcends language itself in a way that describing is akin to describing abstract concepts like beauty and perfection. With the limitations of language taken into account, the best way to explain the significance of Manuela is by learning the name’s origin and meaning. It derives from Hebrew, meaning “one with God”. The origin perfectly encapsulates her true nature and association with the divine. Divine. No better word can so eloquently show her identity. She is directly from God to bless the Earth. Her light shines brighter than the Sun. Where she goes, heads turn, knees buckle, people faint. Her sole presence alters the world providing with warmth.
Naturally, one so divine cannot be flawless as that would upset the balance of the cosmos. Whatever Manuela lacks like seeing, orientation, and digestion are only to compensate with her other powers like gayness, intelligence, and hotness. Her obsession with tiktok and her chaotic silly goose mood make her one of the funniest persons on the planet. Manuela is Doja Cat’s muse among thousands of other artists who have tried to capture girlbossness, hotness, and beauty in song. Her extensive intelligence allows her to know all anime facts and is able to correct any incorrect opinion.
There’s nothing to say except that

-this does Manuela very little justice, nothing could be enough
-you either have the luck to *be* Manuela, the blessing to *meet* Manuela, or live a sad life.

Ana: MANUELA É UMA GATINHA GOSTOSA
Jorge: SIM, A GATINHA MAIS GOSTOSA DO MUNDO

Jorge: its so unfair Manuela will never relate to Olivia Rodrigo’s lyric “But maybe I’m just not as interesting As the girls you had before”
Poopy asssss

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