Corner Hair

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.

"Man, you see that ass, I would love to give her a chronic case of Corner Hair."

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fucked

verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.

2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.

3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.

1. "Those terrorists are fucked."

2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"

3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"

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Panemon

n. card game that the Japanese plan to thrust on the American market, geared towards children. they will be steeply priced and each card will be a character in a cartoon with names like suckacoo and felcher. intended purpose is to cripple the American economy by using whiney children to spend all of their parent's money on these cards.

"Hey Johnny, I have the new suckachoo card, you don't have one because your family lives in a van down by the river."

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Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

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keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

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muzz

n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz

"She muzzed all over the bed, so I wiped it up with her shirt."

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tool

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

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