poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

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