labia flakes

The yummy breakfast cereal that comes from an yeast infection.

Girl: "My vagina won't stop itching and when I scratch it there's these little labia flakes?"
Boy: "I'll get my bowl..."

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poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.